Please, not the Kids

As an update to Cthulhu’s Chariot – that was first posted by sigsegv (some rights reserved)  – via The Limbonaut.
The insinuation of it is malicious, in a malicious kind of way.
Cthulhu is supposed to be the eater of the world and of humankind, of course,  so his name, grouped in that way, is rudely ambiguous. [...]

Oh yeah, another apocalypse scheme from Germany

[first posted by Chili bob, some rights reserved]
Yeah, that’s exactly what Volkswagen automobiles are known as over here in Germany – chariots of the Gods, even multi-tentacled ones like Cthulhu. Just so as not to create confusion – Miskatonic University is in Massachussetts, and enrollment is extremely competitive.

Indoctrination for Beginners

You couldn’t possibly start early enough with teaching your toddler the…oh, well…wisdom? grandeur? magnificence? …of great Cthulhu.
Here’s how to do it -
Tales of the Plush Cthulhu
(via Lovecraft Country)
Also, I will get the final part of my inquiry on Melville’s frontier apocalypse online this weekend. These last few days I’ve been a bit swamped with work [...]

No, actually these are vampire teeth on my tentacles, see?

A plush teddy to go with the most interesting incarnation of great and mighty Cthulhu? Here it is – tadaa! (via John Brownlee at ectoplasmosis)
As cute as it is – on a cuddling basis – I find the commercial line interesting that goes with it -

Now you can witness Cthulhu in his [...]