I am the Last, I will tell the audient Void

[huh!]
[English translation of the video captions provided - here - by psychomachia]
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say [...]

Indoctrination for Beginners

You couldn’t possibly start early enough with teaching your toddler the…oh, well…wisdom? grandeur? magnificence? …of great Cthulhu.
Here’s how to do it -
Tales of the Plush Cthulhu
(via Lovecraft Country)
Also, I will get the final part of my inquiry on Melville’s frontier apocalypse online this weekend. These last few days I’ve been a bit swamped with work [...]

No, actually these are vampire teeth on my tentacles, see?

A plush teddy to go with the most interesting incarnation of great and mighty Cthulhu? Here it is – tadaa! (via John Brownlee at ectoplasmosis)
As cute as it is – on a cuddling basis – I find the commercial line interesting that goes with it -

Now you can witness Cthulhu in his [...]